Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

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Ace Ventura


[to a helicopter pilot] You know... you can put somebody's eye out with that thing!


[inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

Do I have something in my teeth?

Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears! [does a Tarzan yell through his rear]

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

It is the mucus that binds us.

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!

Kinda hot in these rhinos...

Awww, nobody wants to play with me!

We love you, dark continent! Good night!

Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!