Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes
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[to a helicopter pilot] You know... you can put somebody's eye out with that thing!
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[inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.
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Do I have something in my teeth?
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Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.
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I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!
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The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
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Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears! [does a Tarzan yell through his rear]
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I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!
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It is the mucus that binds us.
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Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.
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Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!
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Kinda hot in these rhinos...
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Awww, nobody wants to play with me!
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We love you, dark continent! Good night!
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Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!