Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

67 total quotes

Ace Ventura

View Quote [catchphrase] All-righty, then.

View Quote [as the Wachati Princess performs the Virgin's Dance of Seduction near him] I am now a holy man. I think of women as the mothers of our children. They are a sanctuary for the reproductive organs. A temple to house the miracle of procreation. [to Greenwall] Do you have a dollar?

View Quote [after Ace drives the jeep on a disasterous journey through the jungle]
Ace Ventura: Ah, there's the consolate!
Fulton Greenwall: Oh. Thank God.
Ace Ventura: [still driving at top speed] Now if I can JUST find a parkin' spot!
Fulton Greenwall: But don't you think we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?!
Ace Ventura: Nonsense, poopy-pants!
[Ace sends the jeep flipping through the air, until it lands in the carpark]
Ace Ventura: Like a glove!

View Quote [repeated line] Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?

View Quote There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] I'm sorry, what were you saying?

View Quote [pelvic thrusting] Can you feel that, huh, can ya feel it, Captain Compost?!

View Quote If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

View Quote It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

View Quote [Discussing how he will infiltrate the Wachootoo tribe] Worry not, my brother. I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.

View Quote [a reference to Scarface, whilst holding a skunk] SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!

View Quote Spank you very much!

View Quote [after parking] Lll-ii-k'a'gll-ove!

View Quote NONSENSE POOPYPANTSSS!!

View Quote Ace Ventura: I am yet to achieve omnipresent supergalactic oneness.
Monk: No. Wait. There it is! You've just attained it.
Ace Ventura: I have?
Monk: Yes, just now. You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone!

View Quote Attendant: Peanuts?
Ace Ventura: [looks down] Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Attendant: [holding bag of peanuts] Peanuts.
Ace Ventura: ...Oh, I see!