Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

67 total quotes (ID: 18)

Ace Ventura


Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!


Guano! Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply in fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you can taste it!

Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

It is the mucus that binds us.

It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

Kinda hot in these rhinos...

Let's go kick some... [mimics as if to begin saying "ass"]... consolate butt!

Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

NONSENSE POOPYPANTSSS!!

Spank you very much!

TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!