Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes
67 total quotesAce Ventura
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[catchphrase] All-righty, then.
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[repeated line] Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?
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[as the Wachati Princess performs the Virgin's Dance of Seduction near him] I am now a holy man. I think of women as the mothers of our children. They are a sanctuary for the reproductive organs. A temple to house the miracle of procreation. [to Greenwall] Do you have a dollar?
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There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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[pelvic thrusting] Can you feel that, huh, can ya feel it, Captain Compost?!
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!
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It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.
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[Discussing how he will infiltrate the Wachootoo tribe] Worry not, my brother. I will be as a fly on the wall. A grain of salt in the ocean. I shall slip amongst them like a transparent... thing.
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[a reference to Scarface, whilst holding a skunk] SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!
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Spank you very much!
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[after parking] Lll-ii-k'a'gll-ove!
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NONSENSE POOPYPANTSSS!!
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Ace Ventura: I am yet to achieve omnipresent supergalactic oneness.
Monk: No. Wait. There it is! You've just attained it.
Ace Ventura: I have?
Monk: Yes, just now. You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone!
Monk: No. Wait. There it is! You've just attained it.
Ace Ventura: I have?
Monk: Yes, just now. You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone!
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Attendant: Peanuts?
Ace Ventura: [looks down] Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Attendant: [holding bag of peanuts] Peanuts.
Ace Ventura: ...Oh, I see!
Ace Ventura: [looks down] Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Attendant: [holding bag of peanuts] Peanuts.
Ace Ventura: ...Oh, I see!
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Wachati Princess: That is a dart of the Watchootoo shaman!
Ace Ventura: The whattie whattun?
Ace Ventura: The whattie whattun?