Roger Podactor: Who's he?
Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
[Roger shakes Ace's hand.]
Roger Podactor: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommened by Martha Mertz.
Ace Ventura: Martha Mertz? ...Oh, yeah, the bitch.
Roger Podactor: What?!
Ace Ventura: Pekingnese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? Excuse me. [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]
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