“Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. ...and a clean pair of shorts!” – Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

Ace Ventura

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.

Ace Ventura

[Shotgun comes out of door, pointing at Ace.]

...and a clean pair of shorts!

Mr. Finkle

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

Ace Ventura

[Ace sucks in a huge breath of air.]

Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one HELL of a model American. [takes deep breath]

Mr. Finkle

Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys?

Ace Ventura

No, sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir!

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Mr. Finkle Bill Zuckert

More from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Dan Marino Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum? Ace Ventura That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Dan Marino You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy. Lois Einhorn The laces were in! They were IN!
[Lois then shoots one of the TV sets.] Mrs. Finkle It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? Ace Ventura Hmm, what do you know. They're little footballs. Mrs. Finkle Laces out!