Ace Ventura: HDS, sir! And how are you this afternoon- al-righty then. I have a package for you.
Man: Sounds broken.
Ace Ventura: Most likely sir. I bet it was something nice, though. Now, this is an insurance form; if you'll just sign here, here and here and print your name here and initial here, we'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can.
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