50 First Dates quotes

31 total quotes

Henry Roth
Lucy Whitmore
Multiple Characters

View Quote Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.

View Quote Nick: What did Sue say?
Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.

View Quote Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."

View Quote Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!

View Quote Can I have one last first kiss?

View Quote [repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..

View Quote Shit on your pants??? - so did I

View Quote [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Sorry I'm not better looking.

View Quote [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car, upsetting Lucy]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: My grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry...I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT! HA HA!

View Quote [Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Henry: Uh, no, I'm from this country. [pause] Were you gonna eat that?

View Quote [to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!

View Quote Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

View Quote Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?