50 First Dates quotes

31 total quotes

Henry Roth
Lucy Whitmore
Multiple Characters

View Quote Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better looking.

View Quote Nick: What did Sue say?
Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.

View Quote Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!

View Quote Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."

View Quote Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote [Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Henry: Uh, no, I'm from this country. [pause] Were you gonna eat that?

View Quote Can I have one last first kiss?

View Quote [repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..

View Quote Shit on your pants??? - so did I

View Quote [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car, upsetting Lucy]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: My grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry...I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT! HA HA!

View Quote [to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!

View Quote [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Sorry I'm not better looking.

View Quote Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

View Quote Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?