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Alex: Check it out. Brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What do you think?
Dylan: Yummy!
Alex: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat, move in. Dylan think's he's hot.
Dylan: What do you mean?
Alex: You always fall for the bad guy.
Dylan: Well then, this guy must be really evil.
Dylan: Yummy!
Alex: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat, move in. Dylan think's he's hot.
Dylan: What do you mean?
Alex: You always fall for the bad guy.
Dylan: Well then, this guy must be really evil.
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Alex: Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.
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Alex: I'm so sorry Daddy, that I didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd approve and I didn't wanna disappoint you. I know how you wanted me to be a neurosurgeon, but I've discovered a whole new way to help people... that makes me feel so... alive.
Mr. Munday: Whatever makes you happy.
Alex: I am so relieved! It's been killing me, you not knowing all these years. I- Daddy... Natalie, Dylan and I are a team. And we just took on 12 sailors. You can't even imagine the positions we get ourselves into. Daddy, I wish you could watch us work. You'd be so proud. I'm gonna take a shower because I am covered in- Well, you can only imagine what. And then when I get back, I am gonna give you... a full blow-by-blow.
Mr. Munday: Ferret?
Mr. Munday: Whatever makes you happy.
Alex: I am so relieved! It's been killing me, you not knowing all these years. I- Daddy... Natalie, Dylan and I are a team. And we just took on 12 sailors. You can't even imagine the positions we get ourselves into. Daddy, I wish you could watch us work. You'd be so proud. I'm gonna take a shower because I am covered in- Well, you can only imagine what. And then when I get back, I am gonna give you... a full blow-by-blow.
Mr. Munday: Ferret?
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Madison: I was never good. I was GREAT.
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Madison: Why be an angel when I can play God?
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Marshal Ray Carter: I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
Alex: I've got 2 girlfriends in the bar.
Marshal Carter: They have 50 armed men.
Alex: I know. It hardly seems fair.
Alex: I've got 2 girlfriends in the bar.
Marshal Carter: They have 50 armed men.
Alex: I know. It hardly seems fair.
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Max: Okay, wait. Helen Zaas?
Dylan: Yeah.
Max: That's your name?
Dylan: Yeah.
Max: Helen Zaas. So where does that name come from originally, is that ass-tralian?
Dylan: Yeah.
Natalie: Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke.
Alex: Did you drive an Ass-ton Martin?
Natalie: Alex, we're being ass-inine.
Dylan: Yes, yes you are.
Alex: Don't worry, Dylan. We're still going to be your best butties.
Dylan: Yeah.
Max: That's your name?
Dylan: Yeah.
Max: Helen Zaas. So where does that name come from originally, is that ass-tralian?
Dylan: Yeah.
Natalie: Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke.
Alex: Did you drive an Ass-ton Martin?
Natalie: Alex, we're being ass-inine.
Dylan: Yes, yes you are.
Alex: Don't worry, Dylan. We're still going to be your best butties.
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Natalie: You were the ****? I was the beaver. My God, what are the chances that we were both school mascots?
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Seamus: You know I always liked it with the lights on.
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Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
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Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.