28 Days quotes

View Quote Attention all patients. Tonight's lecture is, "What's wrong with celebrating sobriety by getting drunk."

View Quote You wanna know how I feel, Gwen? How I've always felt around you? Small. You have this... way. You know, it's that mom thing. That amazing gravitational force. Even when she was a mess, the world noticed her. You have that. And I guess... I figured... that you always knew that. I don't know. When I went back home and I started thinking... and maybe you don't know that. About yourself, I mean. I mean, who would have told you? Not me. The only thing I ever told you was what a pain in the ass you were.

View Quote I understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs, spend your weekends mowing. You'll never want to do coke again.

View Quote [In response to the others learning that he follows a soap opera] I only work every fifth day. Hell else am I supposed to do with my time.

View Quote Yeah, you're an individual. The only person in the world who uses drugs and alcohol.

View Quote Santa Cruz watcher!

View Quote Just break open the bread.

View Quote What are you doing here? It's so good to see you! [Sobs]

View Quote Don't miss tonight's lecture, "Is God an alcoholic?"

View Quote Tonight's lecture: Are you a blackout drunk, or don't you remember?

View Quote Promise me we were safe.

View Quote [At Gwen's rehab] Who the hell do you have to know to get a drink around here?

View Quote Don't forget tonight's lecture, at 8:30: "How many brain cells did I kill last night?"

View Quote Everybody hurts everybody it's the human condition!

View Quote She didn't come. I waited all day for her. I did my hair.