28 Days quotes

View Quote You know, lately I've been lying awake at night thinking of all the dumb-ass things I've done when I was messed up. One night last year, at dinner, I threw up all over my glazed ham. Then I was thinking, "Well, maybe nobody noticed."

View Quote Gwen: Oh my God, what did we do last night?
Jasper: Oh, the usual. Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar. I think the vicar must have spiked the kool-aid.

View Quote Gwen: Believe it or not, I can make this decision on my own, okay? I don't need your help.
Gerhardt: That's not what your neck sign says.
Gwen: Oh, forget what my neck sign says!

View Quote Gwen, you make it impossible to love you.

View Quote [After crashing into Lily's wedding cake and ruining it] Don't worry, I'll replace it. Okay?

View Quote Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden.

View Quote I'm not a lesbian!

View Quote Well, there's my excuse. I'm late because my tits caught on fire.

View Quote Thank God for bar cars.

View Quote Well, I'm not a fan of all soap operas. Just Santa Cruz. I mean, it's just an incredible show. I saw it the first time, um, when I was in the hospital a while ago after I got out of my first rehab center. There was this girl on the show, who's Darien. She was also hospitalized, and it was like I was staring at myself. I mean, not physically, cause I don't have the curly hair and stuff. I mean, this whole thing had happened with her. She'd actually been impregnated by her brother, but, she obviously didn't know it was her brother at the time, and... And I don't have a brother, but I have sisters... So it's really sort of, um, been an inspiration... for me. And, it's really, sort of, helped me stay sober... off and on...

View Quote Oliver: I'm thinking booze.
Gerhardt: Cocaine
Roshanda: Painkillers.
Bobbie Jean: This is not a nice game.
Oliver: Well?
Gwen: Well what?
Andrea: What's your drug of choice? Alcohol, Cocaine, Percodan, Heroin, Glue?
Gwen: I have to pick just one?

View Quote Eddie, you surprise me.

View Quote God, I love afternoons like this. You know what's missing in this afternoon? That I don't have a very dry vodka martini with two olives in a chilled glass. God, I miss that.

View Quote Gwen: From my sister. She's coming to family sessions.
Eddie: That's good.
Gwen: No. I would pay very good money not to hear what she has to say.

View Quote [Holding up a burnt bra] Is this yours, or mine?