24 Hour Party People quotes

40 total quotes

Martin Hannett
Multiple Characters
Tony Wilson

View Quote I have protected myself from ever having to sell out by having nothing to sell out.

View Quote [When catching Lindsay having sex with another man out of spite] I just got a blowjob. That's full penetration.

View Quote Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.

View Quote Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the latest craze sweeping the Pennines. I've got to be honest with you... right now I'd rather be SWEEPING the Pennines.

View Quote [When caught receiving an act of oral sex from a prostitute by his wife Lindsay] It's not what it looks like, love!

View Quote [To Martin Hannett] You can't threaten me, Martin. You're a big man, but you're out of shape. Although you could sit on me.

View Quote [On learning about Tony's 'contract' with his bands]
Roger Ames: Tony, you're ****ing mad.
Tony Wilson: Well, that is a point of view.

View Quote [After a stoned Martin Hannett tries to set fire to him] I am not a piece of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think.

View Quote Energy, energy? Energy is, is, it's nothing more than a lot of new age hokum masquerading as spirituality.

View Quote I'm a minor character in my own story.