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Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.
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I was at a day spa. DAY. D-a-i-y-e.
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Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.
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A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
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Shut your hole Zane!
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Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
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As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
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I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
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[...] I'm a hot little potato right now!
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It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
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They're break-dance fighting.
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You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
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[to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.
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I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
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Taste my pain, bitch!