Zoolander

Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes (ID: 642)

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters


Obey my dog!


Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

[after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

[after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.

Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.

You can read minds?!?!?!

The original Greek word "model" means "misshapen ball of clay", and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

I'm not an ambi-turner.

I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.