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101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters




View Quote Obey my dog!
View Quote Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
View Quote I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.
View Quote Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
View Quote Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
View Quote [after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
View Quote [hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
View Quote Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!
View Quote [after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.
View Quote Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.
View Quote You can read minds?!?!?!
View Quote The original Greek word "model" means "misshapen ball of clay", and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera.
View Quote Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
View Quote I'm not an ambi-turner.
View Quote I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.