Young Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 640)

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Inspector Kemp
Multiple Characters

[as The Monster begins having sex with her] Oh! Oh! No! Too big! Oh! Oh!...[sings] Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

[dreaming] I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen. Don't give me that. I don't believe in fate. And I won't say it. [pauses] All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!

[seeing The Monster's genitals] Oh my God. Woof.

A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.


From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man!", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.

Gone! Gone! We've got to find him, you understand? We've got to find him before he kills someone! What have I done? Oh God in Heaven! What have I done?

I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just... followed it down. Call it... a hunch. [makes rimshot noise]

It looks dangerous. You go first!

Let's all go have some sponge cake and a little wine...[his mechanical arm slips off] und shit.


My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course, the rates have gone up.

My grandfather's work was doo-doo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of LIFE!!!