You Only Live Twice quotes

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld
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View Quote Tiger Tanaka: I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

View Quote [Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?

View Quote [about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh the things I do for England.

View Quote [Coded message to headquarters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.

View Quote [Bond has just sent Blofeld's henchman into the water. The piranha immediately attack him] Bon appetit!

View Quote I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.

View Quote [Bond is caught trying to enter the SPECTRE spacecraft] You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.

View Quote As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, after America and Russia have annihilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world.

View Quote Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

View Quote Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.

View Quote Henderson: That was stirred, not shaken?

View Quote Foreign Secretary: As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now. [cuts to next scene in Hong Kong, Bond is in bed with a Chinese woman]

View Quote [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

View Quote Miss MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Bond: [turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style] Which girl?
Miss MoneyPenny: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out.

View Quote M: [buzzing intercom] Miss MoneyPenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
Miss MoneyPenny: Yes sir. [to Bond] We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
Bond: Yes?
Miss MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
Bond: Don't worry, I get it.