Yellow Submarine quotes

View Quote John: Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
Jeremy: There are simply no holes in my education.
Paul: You mean you haven't composed a "hole" book?

View Quote John: Move over, I'm driving.
George: No, I got here first.
John:I'll drive if you like...
George: No, you sit in the middle.
Ringo: No, I'm sitting in the middle.
John: You said you were driving.
Ringo: I am driving.
George: I'll get in the back, then. [they drive off the screen] [CRASH!]

View Quote John: Hey Ringo, I just had the strangest dream.
Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach.

View Quote [The Beatles approach a small creature furiously typing away.]
Paul: Let us show him our motor!
John: Steady on! I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody!
George: Yeah, but this is a nobody.
. . .
Jeremy: Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time — ha ha! — so much to know!
John: Well, can you tell us where we're at?
Jeremy: A true Socratic query, that!
John: Oh yeah, and who the Billy Shears are you?
Jeremy: Who? Ah, who indeed am I?
[Jeremy hands out some business cards.]
John: Jeremy…
Paul: Hilary…
George: Boob…?
[Ringo's card says Ph. D.]
Ringo: Phuddt!
All: Who?
Jeremy: Eminent physicist, polyglot cladicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist. Good dentist, too! Ha-ha!
John: Lousy poet.
Jeremy: Critic's voice — take your choice!

View Quote My... dear... friends. Let us not forget... that heaven is... blue. Tomorrow the world!

View Quote I could've sworn I saw a yellow submarine. But that's not logical now, is it? It must've been one of them "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes". Or a figment of me imagination. But I don't have an imagination.

View Quote A thing of beauty... destroy it forever![1]

View Quote Today, Pepperland goes... BLUE!

View Quote H for hurry, E for urgent, L for love me and P for p-p-p-p-please help!

View Quote There are simply no holes in my education!

View Quote Oh, I haven't laughed this much since Pompeii!

View Quote Smash them! Squash them! Thraaaaash them! O-BLUE-terate them!

View Quote [A boxing monster sees the submarine and is about to attack]
George: Hey, it's seen us!
John: Find the boxing button!
Paul: Whoever heard of a boxing button?!
George: Who cares? Find one!

View Quote Ringo: I wonder what would happen if I pull this lever.
Young Fred: You musn't do that!
Ringo: I can't help it, I'm a born Liver-pooler.[2]

View Quote Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of whales.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.