Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Who, me? Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Oh, well, is that a witch [gesturing toward Toto]?

Toto? Toto's my dog.

Well, I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house, and here you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East. And so, what the Munchkins want to know is, are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch?

Oh, but I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all! Witches are old and ugly. [The Munchkins giggle from concealment] What was that?

The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.

You are?! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Only bad witches are ugly. The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.

Oh, but if you please, what are Munchkins?

The little people who live in this land. It's Munchkinland. And you are their national heroine, my dear.