The Whole Nine Yards quotes

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View Quote Jill: [on the phone, as his wife is driving him to the airport] Are you going alone?
Oz: Yes.
Jill: Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid.
Oz: Jill! [covers the phone]
Jill: And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!

View Quote Jimmy: [speaking about 'Oz'] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.
Jill: Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

View Quote Jimmy: I'll tell you one thing. You got balls.
Oz: Yeah. Who knew?

View Quote Oz: [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.
Frankie: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie: Please, by all means.

View Quote Jimmyi: You're a lucky guy, Oz.
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
Oz: So what are you betting on?
Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.

View Quote Oz: Damn it, Jimmy. Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God.

View Quote Jimmy: You like living in Canada?
Oz: No, I live here with my wife.
Jimmy: I take it you're not Canadian.
Oz: Only by marriage.

View Quote Oz: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
Cynthia: Under the cir****stances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oz: Thanks.

View Quote Jimmy: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you.
Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.
Jimmy: Yeah, whatever.

View Quote Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go. [Cynthia just looks at him] All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him] I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.

View Quote Oz: [After Jimmy shoots Frankie] Why...why...why? Why did you kill him?
Jimmy: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?