The Whole Nine Yards quotes

View Quote Jill: Your wife is not a nice person.
Oz: You're expecting an argument?

View Quote Jimmy: [speaking about 'Oz'] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.
Jill: Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

View Quote Janni: You know I have this same car?
Oz: Really?
Janni: No.

View Quote Oz: Damn it, Jimmy. Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God.

View Quote Janni: Expecting a call?
Cynthia: Explain to me how that's any of your business.

View Quote Jimmy: [After Oz tells him he is in love with Cynthia, over the phone] Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her! [to Frankie] He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie: No shit!
Jill: So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy: She's the one what?
Jill: The one he schtupped in Chicago!
Jimmy: The one he... [to Oz] My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?
Jill: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Jimmy: TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE! [to Jill] Get him to tell you where the **** he is! [into phone] JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! [Jill takes the phone away] It's a DISGRACE...
Jill: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie: Gonna be a dead stud.

View Quote Jimmy: I'll tell you one thing. You got balls.
Oz: Yeah. Who knew?

View Quote Cynthia: You really meant it, didn't you? What you said?
Oz: About loving you? Of course! What did you think this was all about?
Cynthia: [shrugs] Sex. I mean, GREAT sex...
Oz: [chuckling] It was pretty good... Is that all this has meant to you?
Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...
Oz: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.

View Quote Jimmy: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you.
Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.
Jimmy: Yeah, whatever.

View Quote Jimmyi: You're a lucky guy, Oz.
Oz: Why would you say that?
Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
Oz: So what are you betting on?
Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.

View Quote Oz: [After Jimmy shoots Frankie] Why...why...why? Why did you kill him?
Jimmy: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?