Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

View Quote Benny the Cab: And how about those Brooklyn Dodgers? Are they bums or what?

View Quote No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.

View Quote Angelo: So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?
Dolores: What'll it be?
Angelo: I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?
Dolores: Cut it out, Angelo.
Angelo: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?
[Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck]
Eddie Valiant: Get this straight, meatball! I don't work for toons!
[Eddie stuffs a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]
Angelo: [spits out the egg] So what's his problem?
Dolores: A toon killed his brother.
Angelo: What?
Dolores: Dropped a piano on his head.

View Quote Roger Rabbit: What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
Eddie Valiant: You really want to know? I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother.
Roger Rabbit: A toon? No-o!
Eddie Valiant: Yes, a toon. We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
Roger Rabbit: [sobbing] No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too!

View Quote Yosemite Sam: [with his rear end on fire, lands near Eddie] Yeow! Ow! My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Great horny toads, that smarts! [Sits in a puddle and extinguishes the fire]

View Quote Mrs. Herman: Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you, because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!

View Quote Marvin Acme: "If it's Acme, it's a gasser". Put it there, pal. [shakes hands with Eddie, who feels a shock] The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller.

View Quote I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

View Quote Birds: Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie. Bye, Eddie!

View Quote Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.

View Quote Lt. Santino: Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.

View Quote Judge Doom: You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be, Mr. Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.
Judge Doom: I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has been murdered by a toon. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

View Quote Porky Pig: [Last lines] Alright, m-m-move it along. There's, ah, nothing to see. That's all, folks. [Scratches head] Hmm... [Turns to camera] I like the sound of that! [Traditional Warner Bros cartoon closing follows:] Th-Th-Th-that's all, folks!

View Quote Roger Rabbit: Yeah! Check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his "probate", and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water!
Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot! Probate!

View Quote Tram Conductor: What do I look like, a bank?