So how come you broke up with Sheldon?

How do you know we broke up?

Because if you didn't break up, you wouldn't be with me, you'd be off with Sheldon the Wonder Schlong.

First of all, I am not with you. And second of all, it is none of your business why we broke up.

You're right, you're right. I don't want to know.

Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous and I had these Days of the Week underpants.

[He makes a loud buzzer sound]

I'm sorry. I need a judge's ruling on this. Days of the Week underpants?

Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny - and then one day, Sheldon says to me, 'You never wear Sunday.' He's all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him, and he didn't believe me.

What?

They don't make Sunday.

Why not?

Because of God.