What a Girl Wants

What a Girl Wants quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 913)

Clarissa
Daphne Reynolds
Henry Dashwood
Ian Wallace


Why do you try so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?


If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see that you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys? So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere.

My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win.

Oh, very you, lovely. So Henry asked us to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, pointer number 1: go home. Mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. And pointer number 2: while you're packing, keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine.

You like Co-co Pops?

It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it makes the White House look like a McDonalds!

Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago.

You know, just another one of my glamorous jobs.

I'm not explaining this very well, am I?

That girl is totally barbaric!

No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.

Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?

For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.

I think I owe you a rather large apology.

Seems you had a better time in Morocco than you let on