Wedding Crashers quotes
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Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!
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I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.
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I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.
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I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.
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It feels so good when he jokes.
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Lock it up!
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The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.
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Give me a break! That was my first Asian!
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I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up slick?
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Proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the shit out of me.
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You motor-boating son of a bitch!
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This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!
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Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!
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Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?