Wayne's World quotes
80 total quotesGarth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases
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Hey Garth — that was a haiku.
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Wow, what a totally excellent discovery— NOT!
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It's sucking my will to live!
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Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)
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In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.
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(as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.
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Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.
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I'm having a good time... not.
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(reading from Benjamin's planner) 'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.
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Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!
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Not!
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We're not worthy!!! (When talking to Alice Cooper)
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Schwing! (sometimes "Scha-wing!") (In Wayne's world 2, Wayne and Garth see Heather Locklear.
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Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). )
She's a babe!
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No way. Way!