Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote Hey Garth — that was a haiku.

View Quote Wow, what a totally excellent discovery— NOT!

View Quote It's sucking my will to live!

View Quote Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

View Quote In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.

View Quote (as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

View Quote Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

View Quote I'm having a good time... not.

View Quote (reading from Benjamin's planner) 'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.

View Quote Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!

View Quote Not!

View Quote We're not worthy!!! (When talking to Alice Cooper)

View Quote Schwing! (sometimes "Scha-wing!") (In Wayne's world 2, Wayne and Garth see Heather Locklear.

View Quote Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). ) She's a babe!

View Quote No way. Way!