The Way of the Gun quotes

View Quote But, you know then you got the otherside. You got these trigger-happy ****s all about shooting and posturing and "you don't know who I am" kind of thing..."I been to prison".

View Quote Until that day, then.

View Quote The only thing you can assume about a broken down old man is that he's a survivor.

View Quote Not money, 15 million dollars. Fifteen million dollars is not money, its a motive with a universal adaptor on it.

View Quote I'm the guy who you might see one day when you wake up with a pillow over your head, and the only thing you hear is a little bang.

View Quote I promise you a day of reckoning you won't live long enough to forget.

View Quote To let live.

View Quote Karma is justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.

View Quote She knew what she was doing when she got out of that elevator. I consider the girl to be just as much a threat as the two men. Right now my primary concern is for the child.

View Quote Robin, we're going to take your baby out now.

View Quote Robin, get in the car.

View Quote Longbaugh: You have too much faith in people.
Parker: How can you kidnap someone without it?

View Quote Parker and Longbaugh lean against Bar Patron's car as the alarms go off
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you ****ed? Get off the ****ing car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the ****ing car! Hey ****suck, get your slippery ****ing ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the ****ing car with your ****ing ass!
Parker: Shut that ****s mouth or I'll come over there and ****start her head!
Bar Patron and Raving Bitch leave the line and menacingly approach Parker and Longbaugh
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never ****ing got up this ****ing morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna **** you up! And then after that while he's ****ing up your ****ing gay uncle over there I'm gonna ****ing cut off your **** and mail it to your mother, you ****ing **** bitch! You gaylord ****ing bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you ****ing ****? You like to ass ****? Fontanella ****ing babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to **** babyheads? You like to **** boys? He's gonna **** you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to **** wi…
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna **** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

View Quote Employee: What would you say qualifies you as a donor?
Parker: Well, I'd say I'm a fairly intelligent, good-looking man, physically fit, stable…
Employee: Ok... heterosexual?
Parker: [pause] Can I ask you something?
Employee: Sure.
Parker: Are you a ****?
[The employee, taken aback, doesn't respond.]
Parker: See, you asked me if I was heterosexual. I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.
Employee: I just asked if you were heterosexual.

View Quote Longbaugh: Well, I've never killed a man…
Employee: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I've never killed a man.
Employee: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked me why I think I was qualified, and I think that's qualification.
Employee: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say that's a big ****ing qualifica--excuse me, a very important qualification.
Employee: No one's ever said that before…
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Employee: No.
Longbaugh: You should.