Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit quotes

View Quote [Everyone thinks Victor's a hero] Civilian 1: Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!
Civilian 2: [holds up vegetable] Kiss my potato!
Mr Growbag: Kiss my arrr... [holds up vegetable]...tichoke!

View Quote Victor (at the fair): Constable?
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): Everyone have a great time.
Victor: The beast isn't actually dead yet...
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): The beast isn't actually dead yet?!
(everything stops)
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): Oops.

View Quote Reverend Clement Hedges: The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night, when the full moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
Victor: Spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]
Victor: A bullet? [thunderclap]
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet! [thunderclap]
Victor: A bull-? [LOUD THUNDERCLAP!] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure... gold!
Victor: Gold.
Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 'carrot'!
Victor: Oh. Get out of my way you old fool.
Reverend Clement Hedges: Beware. Beware the beast within!