Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie quotes

14 total quotes (ID: 1116)

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Garth
Ron Burgundy


Brick Tamland: You should name him Shawn.


Brick Tamland: It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

Brick Tamland: My stomach's itchy.

Champ Kind: down there in my office, don't know what to name it.

Champ Kind: I woke up this morning, and I shit a squirrel.

Champ Kind: So now I got this shit-covered squirrel

Champ Kind: The hell of it is, the thing was still alive.

Garth: Oh, not so good. My kids don't even remember me--

Ron Burgundy: Hey, Garth. How's the divorce?

Ron Burgundy: Listen, I don't have time. You done with that? I think you are now.

Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.

Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] Snoopy was stabbed by a spear.

[At a morning meeting the day after the pool party] Brick Tamland: I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation.

[Ron Burgundy walking through the crowd at the pool] Bryan Fantana: Hey, Ron, do you know what chlamydia is?