Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie quotes
14 total quotes (ID: 1116)Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Garth
Ron Burgundy
Brick Tamland: You should name him Shawn.
Brick Tamland: It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
Brick Tamland: My stomach's itchy.
Champ Kind: down there in my office, don't know what to name it.
Champ Kind: I woke up this morning, and I shit a squirrel.
Champ Kind: So now I got this shit-covered squirrel
Champ Kind: The hell of it is, the thing was still alive.
Garth: Oh, not so good. My kids don't even remember me--
Ron Burgundy: Hey, Garth. How's the divorce?
Ron Burgundy: Listen, I don't have time. You done with that? I think you are now.
Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.
Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] Snoopy was stabbed by a spear.
[At a morning meeting the day after the pool party]
Brick Tamland: I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation.
[Ron Burgundy walking through the crowd at the pool]
Bryan Fantana: Hey, Ron, do you know what chlamydia is?