Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 610)

Billy Bob
Charlie Tweeder
Coach Bud Kilmer
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
Multiple Characters

Charlie: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob: That's funny.
Charlie: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

[to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Darcy: Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver.
Lance: Here baby.
Darcy: Well not "here" here, but somewhere here.

Mo Moxon: Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle: Yup.
Mo Moxon: That is so sweet!

[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!

[singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.

[to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

[to his father] I don't want your life!

Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!