Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 610)

Billy Bob
Charlie Tweeder
Coach Bud Kilmer
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
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It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!


Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

Darcy: Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver.
Lance: Here baby.
Darcy: Well not "here" here, but somewhere here.

Mo Moxon: Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle: Yup.
Mo Moxon: That is so sweet!

[to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!

Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.

[singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

[to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

[to his father] I don't want your life!

It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!