Varsity Blues quotes

29 total quotes

Billy Bob
Charlie Tweeder
Coach Bud Kilmer
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
Multiple Characters

View Quote Sam Moxon: I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!

View Quote [to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

View Quote Charlie: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob: That's funny.
Charlie: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

View Quote Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

View Quote [after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!

View Quote [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

View Quote Darcy: Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver.
Lance: Here baby.
Darcy: Well not "here" here, but somewhere here.

View Quote Mo Moxon: Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle: Yup.
Mo Moxon: That is so sweet!

View Quote [to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

View Quote It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

View Quote Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.

View Quote Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

View Quote [to his father] I don't want your life!

View Quote Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!