Varsity Blues quotes
29 total quotesBilly Bob
Charlie Tweeder
Coach Bud Kilmer
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
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[to his father] I don't want your life!
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[to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.
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Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.
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The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.
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[to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!
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A 10... a 10... a ****ing 10!
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Mox: The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Mox: Mmhmm.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Mox: Mmhmm.
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Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it 'cause we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse; we're always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - that's heroic. Let's be heroes."
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It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!
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[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.
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[singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.
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[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!
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Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.
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Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!
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Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.