Van Wilder quotes
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Taj Mahal Badalandabad
Van Wilder
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Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy...
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Write that down.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!
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Richard: You do not call her that, Gonad!
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Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.
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Jeannie: It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.
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Applicant: I see a rabbi. And he's performing a cir****cision...on himself though.
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Van: Blue. It brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes; not unlike yourself. Anyone ever tell you that?
Gwen: Yes, my boyfriend.
Gwen: Yes, my boyfriend.
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Taj: This is the culmination of my being.
Naomi: Baby, I'm about to culminate, now get over here.
Naomi: Baby, I'm about to culminate, now get over here.
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Vance Wilder, Sr.: And, schedule in a massage.
Assistant: At the Happy Ending?
Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ah Yes.
Assistant: At the Happy Ending?
Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ah Yes.