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Van Wilder

Van Wilder quotes

31 total quotes

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Van Wilder




View Quote Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy...
View Quote Write that down.
View Quote Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
View Quote Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!
View Quote Richard: You do not call her that, Gonad!
View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.
View Quote Jeannie: It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.
View Quote Applicant: I see a rabbi. And he's performing a cir****cision...on himself though.
View Quote Van: Blue. It brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes; not unlike yourself. Anyone ever tell you that?
Gwen: Yes, my boyfriend.
View Quote Van: Now, repeat after me. No **** pump...
Taj: No **** pump.
View Quote Taj: This is the culmination of my being.
Naomi: Baby, I'm about to culminate, now get over here.
View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr.: Van is still in school?
Assistant: For the better part of a decade.
View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr.: And, schedule in a massage.
Assistant: At the Happy Ending?
Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ah Yes.
View Quote Jeannie: This party so rocks, Richard!
Richard: This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!
View Quote McDoogle: Ok, Wilder. Let's dance.
Van: It's a good day to die, McDoogle.