Van Helsing quotes
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Van Helsing
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Van Helsing: He's a werewolf. He's going to kill people!
Anna Valerious: It's not his fault! He can't help it!
Van Helsing: I know, but he's going to do it anyway!
Anna Valerious: It's not his fault! He can't help it!
Van Helsing: I know, but he's going to do it anyway!
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Velkan: I would rather die than help you!
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
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Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.
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Village Woman: [Carl has just saved her from one of Dracula's children] How can I ever repay you.
Carl: [whispers something in her ear]
Village Woman: But you can't do that. You are a monk.
Carl: Well technically I'm just a friar.
Carl: [whispers something in her ear]
Village Woman: But you can't do that. You are a monk.
Carl: Well technically I'm just a friar.
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Van Helsing: There's something down here. And it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say he's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall. He has a bad gimp in his right leg, and, ah— 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: Because he's standing right behind you— move!
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: Because he's standing right behind you— move!
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Frankenstein's Monster: [hanging from a rope] Help! Help me!
Carl: But you're supposed to die!
Frankenstein's Monster: I want to live!
Carl:... All right.
Carl: But you're supposed to die!
Frankenstein's Monster: I want to live!
Carl:... All right.