Van Helsing quotes

53 total quotes

View Quote [Clapping his hand like a heartbeat] I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approach... I can almost dance to the beat… Strange that yours is so steady.

View Quote Welcome to my summer place.

View Quote All I want is life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind. And perhaps... [shows his hand, which Gabriel cut a finger from] the return of my ring.

View Quote It must be such a burden. Such a curse, to be the left hand of God.

View Quote Allow me to reintroduce my self. I am Count Vladislav Dracula. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.

View Quote Oh, and did I mention, Gabriel. It was you who murdered me?

View Quote Is this your silver stake?

View Quote Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, VAN HELSING!

View Quote I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.

View Quote He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.

View Quote (to Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it.

View Quote The air around here is thick with envy...

View Quote Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.

View Quote [To Frankenstein's monster] Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

View Quote If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.