Van Helsing

Van Helsing quotes

53 total quotes (ID: 607)

Anna Valerious
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Carl
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Van Helsing


(after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?


(to Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it.

Aleera: Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble.

Aleera: You can't go until I say you can. And I say you can go when you're dead!

Cardinal Jinette: We have kept mankind safe since time immemorial, we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

Frankenstein's monster: I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life.

Marishka: Too Bad, So sad

Mr. Hyde: [grabbing cord from grappling hook Vanhelsing shot through him, then tried to pull him off the church with] My turn!

Mr. Hyde: [on top of church, grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view here rather spectacular. [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally]

Verona: I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!

Anna Valerious: Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.

Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased.
Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the Order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing: Well then neither do I.

Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
Van Helsing: Werewolf!

Dr. Frankenstein: [about his Monster] I could never allow him to be used for such evil.
Dracula : I could.