Bud Davis: [to Pam] A contrary to what you or your daddy think. All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good, like me.

Aunt Corene Davis: Damn Bud, Ya'll live like pigs!

Bud Davis: [to Wes] Hey Tattoo! You see this here. That there's a wedding ring. That means we're married! She's mine, okay?

Bud Davis: How are you gonna get home?
Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!
Bud Davis: Fine, forget it.
Sissy: Fine, forget it.

Bud Davis: You have to understand that there some things a girl can't do.
Sissy: Name one.
Marshall: Pissing on the side of a wall, getting laid while your pants are still on...
Sissy: Why would you want to?

Sissy: My legs are sweatin', momma.

Sissy: Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy?
Bud Davis: Hell, yes I'm happy. How about you? Are you happy?
Sissy: Yeah, I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
Bud Davis: I finally got what I wanted too. I got myself a real lady.
Pam: Bud, the family car's waiting.
Bud Davis: The family car's waiting.

Sissy: You a real cowboy?
Bud Davis:Will that depends on what you think a real cowboy is.
Sissy: I saw you here the other night, you had a beard right? You shouldn't have shaved it, I thought it looked good.
Bud Davis: Damn, who asked you?
Sissy: No one.
Sissy: Know how to two step?
Bud Davis: Yup.
Sissy: Wanna prove it?
Bud Davis: Alright.

Uncle Bob Davis: Uh-oh, get out the Alka Seltzer.

Wes Hightower: [to Sissy] You can't expect a man like me to be faithful to any woman.

[Bud is upset that Sissy left before he got the rodeo prize.]
Pam: You did it for her; you didn't win it for me.
Bud Davis: Pam, what are you talkin' about? I don't have time for this right now.
Pam: Listen, I'm a shit, but I'm not that big a shit. That day you came home and the house was clean; I didn't do it, Sissy was there. She left you a note asking you to phone her, but I tore it up. I didn't want to lose my cowboy.
Bud Davis: I gotta go.
Pam: Bud, if you ever want to make your wife jealous again; you know where I am.

[Bud sees an ugly bruise on Sissy's face left by Wes.]
Bud Davis: What happened to your face?
Sissy: Got hit.
Bud Davis: Did he hit you? Goddamn, I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Sissy: Bud, no just leave him alone.

Barry Corbin - Uncle Bob Davis

Brooke Alderson - Aunt Corene Davis

Debra Winger - Sissy Davis