Underdog quotes

16 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Shoeshine/Underdog
Simon Barsinister

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived... Underdog!

View Quote Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?

View Quote Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me. He wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it.

View Quote It's okay. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.

View Quote Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.

View Quote It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?

View Quote Simon says: Surround the sad ex-cop. Simon says: Convince.

View Quote Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.

View Quote You know what the saddest part is? You thought they love you but they only love the power that I gave you.

View Quote I'll play your game but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this? Simon says: Fetch.

View Quote I'll be the silent partner.

View Quote Cad's hit. Cad's hit.

View Quote Shoeshine, I don't if you can understand me right now, But forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because i don't care if you can talk or fly, You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me.

View Quote Riff Raff: Aah, ahh, I'm naked!

View Quote Dan: You gave my baseball sweater away to a superhero?!