True Romance quotes

View Quote Dick: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence: How much?
Dick: I don't know, but it's a ****in' lot.

View Quote [Peeling out in reverse into oncoming traffic] We now return to Bullitt already in progress.

View Quote Mentor: I gotta hand it to you Clarence.
Clarence: I was cool?
Mentor: Naw man you were cooler than cool.

View Quote Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.

View Quote That's imaginative. I have more taste in my penis.

View Quote [To Drexl after shooting him and killing Marty] Open your eyes. I said open your ****ING EYES! I bet you thought that was pretty funny, huh? [Clarence kills Drexl] Well **** you!

View Quote Don't condescend to me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man.

View Quote If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

View Quote I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Would've gotten away with it, but your son, ****-head that he is, left his driver's license... in a dead guy's hands.

View Quote I haven't killed anybody... [pause, interrupted by gunfire] since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in ****ing hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this ****ed-up family for good.

View Quote [to his guards during a standoff] Monty what the **** are you doing just put your gun down. Boris, Boris shut the **** up. We're all gonna die here; these are cops.

View Quote Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

View Quote Go ahead stick me right here. Go ahead. Do it!

View Quote All right, no more Mr. ****ing Nice Guy.

View Quote Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.