True Romance

True Romance quotes

66 total quotes (ID: 598)

Alabama Whitman
Clarence Worley
Drexl Spivey
Floyd
Lee Donowitz
Multiple Characters
Vincenzo Coccotti
Virgil


Clarence: I can't tell you... that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.
Alabama: Stop being so ****ing calm about all this.


Dick Ritchie: I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is ****in' Floyd.

Clarence: You're a whore?
Alabama: I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?

We park our cars in the same garage my friend.

Cody Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, mother****er.

Mentor: You think a cop gives a **** about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the ****in' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.

Boris: Call me an ambulance. Somebody, call me an ambulance.
Nicky Dimes: Shut up.
Boris: **** you, I'm bleeding.
Nicky Dimes: I'll call you a hearse... this is for Cody.

Virgil: Hi.
Alabama: Hi... cigarette?
Virgil: No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama: This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Virgil: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Sadie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

[about Alabama] I mean, she... she a four alarm fire or what?

I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.

I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Clifford: You know, I don't believe you.
Coccotti: That's of minor importance. What is of major ****ing importance is that I believe you.

If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.

I always said, if I had to **** a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis.

Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.