True Romance quotes

View Quote Alabama: Did I do my part okay?
Clarence: Bamaloo you were perfect.
Alabama: Like a ninja?
Clarence: Like a ninja.

View Quote Virgil: Hi.
Alabama: Hi... cigarette?
Virgil: No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama: This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Virgil: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Sadie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

View Quote I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

View Quote Cody Nicholson: All right you're all under arrest put the guns down!
Monty: **** you! All of you pigs drop your guns and back away.
Lee: Monty what the **** are you doing just put your gun down.
Nicky Dimes: Drop your guns now mother****er!
Boris: **** you, we can kill all of you assholes and you know it now get your ass on the floor!
Lee: Boris, shut the **** up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.
Boris: So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate ****in' cops.

View Quote Dick Ritchie: I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is ****in' Floyd.

View Quote Clarence: You're a whore?
Alabama: I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?

View Quote Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

View Quote Cody Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, mother****er.

View Quote Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.

View Quote Boris: Call me an ambulance. Somebody, call me an ambulance.
Nicky Dimes: Shut up.
Boris: **** you, I'm bleeding.
Nicky Dimes: I'll call you a hearse... this is for Cody.

View Quote Clifford: You know, I don't believe you.
Coccotti: That's of minor importance. What is of major ****ing importance is that I believe you.

View Quote Mentor: You think a cop gives a **** about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the ****in' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.

View Quote We park our cars in the same garage my friend.

View Quote [About Sonny Chiba] Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother****er. I mean, he gets paid by people to **** guys up, you know?

View Quote Drexl: [In the Night Club after he has beaten Clarence] He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
Marty: Nah man, It ain't white boy day.