True Romance

True Romance quotes

66 total quotes (ID: 598)

Alabama Whitman
Clarence Worley
Drexl Spivey
Floyd
Lee Donowitz
Multiple Characters
Vincenzo Coccotti
Virgil


Dick Ritchie: I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is ****in' Floyd.


Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.

Clarence: You're a whore?
Alabama: I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?

Mentor: You think a cop gives a **** about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the ****in' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.

We park our cars in the same garage my friend.

Boris: Call me an ambulance. Somebody, call me an ambulance.
Nicky Dimes: Shut up.
Boris: **** you, I'm bleeding.
Nicky Dimes: I'll call you a hearse... this is for Cody.

Cody Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, mother****er.

Clifford: You know, I don't believe you.
Coccotti: That's of minor importance. What is of major ****ing importance is that I believe you.

[about Alabama] I mean, she... she a four alarm fire or what?

I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.

Virgil: Hi.
Alabama: Hi... cigarette?
Virgil: No... that's a very nice outfit.
Alabama: This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Virgil: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?
Alabama: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Sadie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.

I always said, if I had to **** a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis.

Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.

Ey' yo, yo why you trippin'? We're just ****in' with ya. In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Toss me the burner. [Floyd 'D' tosses Drexl the shotgun] All right, peep this. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch, y'know what I'm saying'? And you're you... [****s the shotgun and shoots Floyd 'D']