True Romance quotes

View Quote Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.

View Quote Don't condescend to me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man.

View Quote Clifford Worley: Son of a bitch was right. She tastes like a peach.

View Quote Big Don: I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother****in' thang.

View Quote Dick Ritchie: I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is ****in' Floyd.

View Quote Clarence: You're a whore?
Alabama: I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?

View Quote Clarence: Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna **** me?

View Quote Clifford: I haven't seen Clarence.
Coccotti: You see that? [Holding a clenched fist, then striking Clifford] That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. ****s you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. Purple Cadillac. Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, you seen your son?
Clifford: Now, wait a minute and listen. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. Yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. He told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I wanted to help him out so I wrote out a check. We went to breakfast and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask.
Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
Clifford: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?
Coccotti: Sure.
Clifford: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one.

View Quote Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.

View Quote I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

View Quote You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna ****in' die.

View Quote [About Sonny Chiba] Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother****er. I mean, he gets paid by people to **** guys up, you know?

View Quote As the sun sets slowly in the west we bid a fond farewell to all the friends we've made... and, with a touch of melancholy, we look forward to the time when we will all be together again.

View Quote [To Drexl after shooting him and killing Marty] Open your eyes. I said open your ****ING EYES! I bet you thought that was pretty funny, huh? [Clarence kills Drexl] Well **** you!

View Quote [about Alabama] I mean, she... she a four alarm fire or what?