True Romance quotes

View Quote If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.

View Quote Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

View Quote Okey dokey doggie daddy.

View Quote I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.

View Quote I always said, if I had to **** a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis.

View Quote If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

View Quote Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.

View Quote I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Would've gotten away with it, but your son, ****-head that he is, left his driver's license... in a dead guy's hands.

View Quote I haven't killed anybody... [pause, interrupted by gunfire] since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in ****ing hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this ****ed-up family for good.

View Quote I'm the anti-christ and you've got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

View Quote Hey! get some beer, and some....cleaning products.

View Quote Don't condescend to me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man.

View Quote Cody Nicholson: You're an actor. Act, mother****er.

View Quote Elliot Blitzer: Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're.. we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

View Quote Clifford Worley: Son of a bitch was right. She tastes like a peach.