True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby

View Quote Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!

View Quote Albert Gibson: Dickhead.
Harry Tasker: Blow me.

View Quote Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair.
Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club!

View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.

View Quote Harry Tasker: [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket] You're fired.

View Quote [Simon is attempting to have sex with Helen.]
Helen Tasker: No, I can't. I can't!
[Simon is still persuing.]
Simon: If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

View Quote It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle.

View Quote Hey because it's you

View Quote Spencer Trilby: You're on Harry's team, right.
Faisil: Yes.
Spencer Trilby: So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?

View Quote Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yeah, but they were all bad.

View Quote I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

View Quote So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

View Quote So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!

View Quote Blow me.

View Quote slight change in plans.