True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby

View Quote [Talking about Helen Tasker, in a car with Simon.]
Helicopter Pilot: Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.
Albert Gibson: [to Harry Tasker] Maybe she's sleepy.

View Quote Albert Gibson: Dickhead.
Harry Tasker: Blow me.

View Quote Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair.
Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club!

View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.

View Quote Harry Tasker: [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket] You're fired.

View Quote [Simon is attempting to have sex with Helen.]
Helen Tasker: No, I can't. I can't!
[Simon is still persuing.]
Simon: If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

View Quote I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

View Quote Hey because it's you

View Quote It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle.

View Quote Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yeah, but they were all bad.

View Quote Spencer Trilby: You're on Harry's team, right.
Faisil: Yes.
Spencer Trilby: So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?

View Quote So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

View Quote So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!

View Quote Blow me.

View Quote slight change in plans.