True Lies quotes
66 total quotesHelen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby
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I married Rambo!
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Would a spy pee on himself?
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Let's face it. The 'Vette... get 'em wet!
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I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.
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Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.
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Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.
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My condolences to the widow.
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It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle.
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Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?
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So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
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[about Harry's daughter]
Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin.
Harry Tasker: Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
Harry Tasker: She's fourteen years old!
Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin.
Harry Tasker: Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
Harry Tasker: She's fourteen years old!
Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
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Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry Tasker: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
Harry Tasker: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
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Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
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Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!