The Transformers: The Movie quotes

View Quote Astrotrain: Jettison some weight, or I'll never make it to Cybertron!
Starscream: Fellow Decepticons! Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden.
Bonecrusher: In that case, I say it is survival of the fittest.
Starscream: Do I hear a second on that?
Undamaged Decepticons: Aye!
Starscream: And against?
Damaged Decepticons: [weakly] Nay.
Starscream: The Ayes have it!
Undamaged Decepticon: Get! Make room for others!
Damaged Decepticon: No, wait! Brothers, don't!
[The damaged Decepticons are tossed out of Astrotrain's door. Starscream carries the damaged Megatron to the door.]
Starscream: Oh, how it pains me to do this! [smirks viciously]
Megatron: Wait...! I still function!
Starscream: Wanna bet? [releases Megatron into deep space and closes the door.]
Megatron: STAAAARSCREEEAAAAAAM!!!!! [his crumbled body disappears into space]
Starscream: Well, [dusts off hands] as Megatron has - how shall we say, "departed" - I nominate myself as the new leader!
Scrapper: Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule!
Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior.
Bonecrusher: Who are you calling inferior?!
Hook: Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!
Rumble: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave un-cruzimatic!
Frenzy: Yeah, lets kick tailgate!
[The Decepticons begin fighting one another for leadership]

View Quote Narrator: It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots strive to retake their homeland.
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report to me at once.
Ironhide: Every time I look into a monitor, Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we gonna start busting Decepti-chops?
Optimus Prime: I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth.
Ironhide: But, Prime—
Optimus Prime: Listen Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch!
Ironhide: Your days are numbered now, Decepti-creeps! [exits, transforming as he makes his way towards the shuttle]
Optimus Prime: Jazz, report security status.
Jazz: No sign of the Decepticons here, Prime.
Optimus Prime: What about Moonbase 2?
Jazz: Jazz to Moonbase 2, Jazz to Moonbase 2!
Bumblebee: Bumblebee and Spike here.
Jazz: We're about to send out the shuttle. Any Decepticon shenanigans in your area?
Bumblebee: All clear, Jazz.
Spike: Hey Ironhide, tell my son Daniel I miss him. And tell him not to worry; I'll be coming home as soon as we kick Megatron's tail across the Galaxy!
Ironhide: Will do, Spike.
Optimus Prime: Cliffjumper, commence countdown.
Cliffjumper: Five... four... three...two... one! Blast off!!
Optimus Prime: Now, all we need is a little energon... and a lot of luck.

View Quote Unicron: Megatron... Megatron... Welcome, Megatron.
Megatron: Who... Who said that?
Unicron: I am Unicron.
Megatron: Show yourself.
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.
Megatron: State your business.
Unicron: This is my command: you are to destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing - the only thing - that can stand in my way.
Megatron: You have nothing to fear. I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands.
Unicron: You exaggerate.
Megatron: The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him!
Unicron: No. The point is you were a fool. The Matrix has been passed to their new leader, Ultra Magnus. Destroy it for me.
Megatron: Why should I? What's in it for me?
Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious... but very well. I will provide you with a new body, and new troops to command.
Megatron: And?
Unicron: And nothing! You belong to me now.
Megatron: I BELONG TO NOBODY!
Unicron: Perhaps I've misjudged you. Proceed... on your way to oblivion.

View Quote Perceptor: I fear the wounds are... fatal.
Daniel: Prime, you can't die!
Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon... I will be one with the Matrix.
Hot Rod: Prime...
Optimus Prime: Ultra Magnus. It is to you, old friend, that I shall pass the Matrix of Leadership, as it was... passed to me.
Ultra Magnus: But Prime... I'm... I'm just a soldier. I'm not worthy.
Optimus Prime: Nor was I. But one day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.
[Prime's chest compartment opens to reveal the Matrix. Awed, the Autobots take a step back]
Optimus Prime: [last words] Until that day...'til all are won.
[Optimus tries to give the Matrix to Ultra Magnus, but it falls until Hot Rod catches it. Hot Rod gives the Matrix to Ultra Magnus, right before Optimus dies]

View Quote [Optimus Prime has thrown Megatron into the ground]
Kup: Finish him off, Prime! Do it now!
[Optimus picks up his laser rifle and takes aim]
Megatron: [feigning defeat as he reaches his laser pistol] No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!
Optimus Prime: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!

View Quote Wreck-Gar: Have a nice day! We've forsaking friends! Say the Junkions!
Hot Rod: Where'd you learn to talk like that?
Wreck-Gar: TV! We talk TV! You talk some TV?
Kup: Yeah, I talk some TV: "And now the news, don't touch that dial!"
Wreck-Gar: By George, kimosabes, your smashed up friend soon like brand new with ninety day warenty.
[The Junkions put Ultra Magnus back together again and wax him]
Wreck-Gar: Happy motoring, ****a-doodledooooo!

View Quote Galvatron: Come out, Autobot! We all must die sometime.
Hot Rod: Not today, Galvatron!
[Hot Rod tackles Galvatron. Galvatron then puts his hands around Hot Rod's throat and begins to strangle him]
Galvatron: I will crush you with my bare hands! Die, Autobot! First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense a satisfaction now!
[Hot Rod grabs the Matrix from Galvatron and stands up]
Optimus Prime: [offscreen] Arise, Rodimus Prime.
[Hot Rod turns into Rodimus Prime]
Rodimus Prime: [quietly] Optimus...!
Galvatron: NO!! [tries to shoot Rodimus, but to no avail]
Rodimus Prime: THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD, GALVATRON!!
[Rodimus grabs Galvatron and throws him away from Unicron]
Galvatron: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

View Quote Don't look behind door number 2, Monty! It's time to play "End of the line, my valentine!" Ger-roni-do-ron-ron-roni-mo!!!

View Quote Stop, thief! No welcome-wagon "Hello Stranger" with that new coffee flavor for YOU! Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by.

View Quote Swoop: Me, Swoop, no see nothing.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, positive Hot Rod and Kup close.
Slag: Me, Slag, say you full of beryllium baloney.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, say you full of cesium salami.
Slag: Beryllium boloney.
Wheelie: Friends find, look behind.
Grimlock: Who say that!?!
Wheelie: [comes out and crawls atop Slide] Friends find, look behind. You go wrong way, you fool I say.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, fool?!
Wheelie: Picture you got, now fool you not! [laughs]
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, no like you!
[Grimlock attacks Wheelie who fires a shot at his nose]
Grimlock: OW! Why boy hit my nose?
Wheelie: Wheelie say, find friends today!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, we on our way!

View Quote [It is Starscream's coronation. Astrotrain tries to put the crown on Starscream, only to be distracted by the trumpet-blowing Constructicons.]
Starscream: [impatiently] Get on with the ceremony!
[The Constructicons pause, looking at each other in confusion. After they start up again, Starscream blows the trumpets away with his cannon. Astrotrain then crowns him]
Starscream: My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I—
[Starscream gasps as Cyclonus appears, causing the Decepticons to scatter]
Starscream: WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!!??
[Galvatron hops out of Cyclonus's ****pit and approaches the steps]
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
Starscream: Megatron? IS THAT YOU!!??
Galvatron: HERE'S A HINT!!!
[Galvatron transforms into his cannon mode and blasts Starscream, reducing him to a pair of legs into ashes. His crown falls to Galvatron's feet, which he proceeds to crush with a stomp of his foot]
Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble: Eh, what'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: Galvatron.
Decepticons: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!

View Quote Kup: This reminds me of the battle on Alpha 9, the petro-rabbits were—Grimlock, get your noodle outta my face!
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, love Kup's war stories.
Kup: You're living one, now. [to Hot Rod] Engage the boosters for Cybertron's sake!
Grimlock: Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again.
Kup: I'll give you petro-rabbits! Contact!

View Quote Megatron: Breach their defenses!
Kickback: Delicious, eh, Shrapnel?
Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.
[Kup and Hot Rod race to Autobot City]
Kup: The Insecticons are in our way!
Hot Rod: Wrong, they're our way in! Yahh!! [rams into Kickback]

View Quote [Kup and Hot Rod meet the Sharkticons for the first time]
Kup: Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.
Hot Rod: "Universal greeting"?
Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
Hot Rod: "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong"?
Sharkticons: Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
Kup: See, the universal greeting works every time.

View Quote Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor—
Springer: —We're outnumbered!
Ultra Magnus: Springer, you and Arcee transform Autobot City. Perceptor, tell Blaster to radio Prime for reinforcements.
Blurr: [speaking quickly] What about me, Magnus, what about me? Huh, huh? I can help. I wanna help. What about me?
Ultra Magnus: Blurr, you can help me alert the others.
Blurr: [speaking quickly] Absolutely, positively, definitely! Nobody can get the job done faster than I can! Nobody, nobody, nobody!
Springer: Come on, Arcee, let's go!
Arcee: But Hot Rod and Kup are still outside the city.
Springer: We can't wait, they'll have to take care of themselves, come on.