[Agent Simmons is interrogating Sam and Mikaela in a car]
Agent Simmons: Hey, you see this? [shows them his badge] This is a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge. I'm gonna lock you up forever.
Mikaela Banes: Oh God... you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he's gotta get back to guarding the Mall.
Agent Simmons: You in the training bra. Do not test me, especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
Sam Witwicky: What? Parole?!
Mikaela Banes: It's nothing.
Agent Simmons: A grand theft auto? That ain't nothing?
Mikaela Banes: You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they... They weren't always his.
Sam Witwicky: You stole cars?!
Mikaela Banes: Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so he'd sometimes had to bring me along.
Agent Simmons: She's got her own juvy record to prove it! She's a criminal. And criminals are hot! Now it'd be a real shame if he rots in jail for the rest of his natural life. It is time to talk!
[The car crashes into an unknown object and is suddenly lifted from the ground, then falls back down as the roof is ripped off]
Sam Witwicky: You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime: Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots relieve them of their weapons!
[The agents point their weapons at Prime, while the Autobots jump down from a nearby bridge and reveal their weapons]
Ironhide: [brandishing his cannons] Freeze!!
Agent Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jazz: Give me those! [uses his magnetic hands to disarm the agents]
[Optimus Prime leans in to face Simmons and the agents]
Agent Simmons: [staring at Prime] Hi there.
Optimus Prime: You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
Agent Simmons: Look there are—S7 protocols, okay? I'm not authorized to communicate with you... except to tell you that I cannot communicate with—you
Optimus Prime: [sternly] Get out of the car.
Agent Simmons: Uh...me? You want me to...
Optimus Prime: NOW!!!
Agent Simmons: All right, I'm getting out.
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