[Mojo, Sam's dog, has just peed on Ironhide's foot]
Sam Witwicky: Mojo! Mojo! Off the robot!
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate it?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a Chihuahua. We all love Chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricant all over my foot!
Sam Witwicky: He—you mean he peed on you? [to Mojo] Bad Mojo! Bad Mojo!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo!
Sam Witwicky: I'm sorry, it's a male dominance thing, that's all...
Ironhide: Hugghh... My foot's gonna rust.
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