Trading Places

Trading Places quotes

37 total quotes (ID: 914)

Billy Ray Valentine
Louis Winthorp III

[watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?

[while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You BITCH!

[[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!

He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.

Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.