Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head

Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody

View Quote Slinky Dog: [when they come to Al's Toy Barn] Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.

View Quote It's your choice, Woody; either you can go to Japan together or in pieces! He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box!

View Quote Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

View Quote Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?

View Quote Mr. Potato: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]

View Quote [Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

View Quote [The toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's slot and hit Slinky in the face] Woah! Pork bellies are falling.

View Quote [Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual] Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

View Quote [Hamm's cork has popped out, spilling coins all over the sidewalk] All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.

View Quote To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond!

View Quote [To Check-in officer] Listen Flyboy! The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport? You be careful, I had a box of cookies once and they came back as crumbs.

View Quote [Looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

View Quote Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

View Quote [To Jessie] Uh, ma -- ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.

View Quote [To the Prospector] You really are a Stinky Pete, aren't you?!