Toy Story 2

Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes (ID: 904)

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody


[Channel-surfing]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.


[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!

[The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!

[The toys are trying to enter an apartment building.]
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!

[Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

All right fellas, (puts on moustache) let's roll!

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle! Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand!

Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

Come to me, my prey.

Don't touch my moustache!

Guys, we can't park here. It's a white zone.

Heh heh, thats a lot of numbers - no I got it.

Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.