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Toy Story 2

Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody


(From outtake: After seeing "This space for rent" on his wings) Darnit, Woody!


Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Oh boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]
Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.

Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.

Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?
Buzz: I don't have time for this.

Buzz #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!

Buzz Clone: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father.
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buzz: Are you still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.

Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!

Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.

Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
Buzz #2: No back talk!

Green Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!

Hamm: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!

Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.